What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?